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AOLer Translator

I was stumbling websites as I do from time to time and I forgot how much I LOVE Stumbleupon! If you don’t have it, go get it… here.

Anyway… I came across this “translator” today… Had a real good laugh translating snippets of my blog posts. Some of it doesn’t make sense and some of it is just hilarious and brought some wetness to my eye from giggling. This AOLer translator is actually… English to 12 Year old AOLer Translator.  So you input whatever you want translated and it translates it the way a 12 year old AOLer would write it. It’s real funny if somewhat overboard stereotypical and of course not all 12 yr olds write this way 🙂 Try it out here.

Just an example from my last blog post:

Kwang and I arrived in Valencia about lunchtime and made our way to the rented apartment we’d be staying at for the next 5 nights. first order of business was to go to the beach! There’s something about the sea that gets to me… I love it… I love the sea, but I can’t swim. Doesn’t matter. The beach was great, we found the beach but first decided to find some food. Getting lost in a dead part of town during a dead time of day while hungry n hot is NOT NICE!!! Lunch was OK at 10€ each for beers 2 dishes each of unidentified food and melon… I should have had 1 too.

TRANSLATED TO THIS:

KWANG AND I ARIEVD IN VAELNCIA ABOUT LUNCHTIEM AND MAED OUR WAY 2 DA RANTAD APARTMENT WA’D B STAYNG AT FOR TEH N3XT 5 NIGHTS!11111!! WTF LOL FIRST ORD3R OF BUSIENS WAS 2 GO 2 TEH BACH!!!!1!!1! WTF THARE’S SOMETHNG ABOUT DA SAA TAHT GATS 2 ME… I LUV IT… I LUV DA SEA BUT I CAN’T SWIM!1!1!! OMG WTF DO3SN’T MATER!!11!! OMG WTF TEH BACH WAS GREAT WA FOUND TEH BACH BUT FIRST D3CIEDD 2 FIND SOM3 FOD!!!11!!!1 OMG WTF G3TNG LOST IN A DEAD PART OF 2WN DURNG A DEAD TIEM OF DAY WHIEL HUNGRY N HOT SI NOT NIEC!!1111!!1!11!!!1!111! OMG WTF LOL LUNCH WAS K AT 10€ AACH FOR BERS 2 DISH3S EACH OF UNIEDNTIFEID FOD AND MELON… I SHUD HAEV HAD 1 2!1!!1111! OMG

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